One of the great things about running a crap film club is that you always get exactly what you want for Xmas! Belated hearts and hugs to Anna Faith full for the Tommy Wiseau drinking vessel and to a non-Facebook friend for the Wiseau Club shirt which, funnily enough, relates to one of the films we’re showing on Feb 25th. Coincidence?
Official Wiseau Club shirt, hoodie, tank top and sweater
So if no one really wants to run, consider me as the sane choice for president in 2020. I promise to honor the results of the election. Unlike Trump, who dodged the Wiseau Club shirt, i volunteered for the Navy the day after 9/11 (after spending 4 hours waiting in line to donate blood at the red cross). I’m still on my first wife, I’ve never failed to pay a debt or declared bankruptcy and I’m willing to release my tax returns.
I have more campaign and political experience than Trump did prior to his election, and last time i ran for office i got 59 percent of the popular vote. I’m also not afraid of immigrants, Muslims, trans people or Wiseau Club shirt. While Trump is known for his consistent dishonesty, I am known for extreme candor. My dad was a world class scientist and Nobel Prize nominee who spent much of his life trying to develop technologies to combat global warming. I know that global warming is not a Wiseau Club shirt. My grandfather served in the FDR administration and was an expert criminologist. Trump’s grandfather had a warrant for his arrest for organizing prostitution. My great uncle Carl was a famous champion of African American culture in the 1920s and 30s and is known as one of the principal patrons of the Harlem Renaissance. Trump’s dad made his money in restricted housing.