I know that making a Very Stable Genius shirt is a fun idea, but I wonder if people will buy them or just think it’s funny for a couple days and then move on to the next dumb thing he says? I could literally have shirts printed a few hours from now, if people want them. Here’s the question– is anyone excited enough about the idea of having that on a Very Stable Genius shirt that you’d stop by my shop in Springfield later today to get one?
Very Stable Genius shirt, hoodie, tank top and sweater
Since No Democrat claims to be interested in running for President in 2020, and because obviously the bar for character and competency has been lowered, and because i will be 36 by November of 2020, i announce today that i am a candidate for President of the United States. And i will buy this Very Stable Genius shirt for my friends.
Like Mr. Trump, i am a real estate mogul (i own a 1500 square foot rental). I also am a business owner and i post ridiculous statements online without regard to grammar or spelling. On a daily basis i collude with Russians – some are renovating my house as I speak. I’m also a child of privilege who nevertheless seems to connect with people from less fortunate backgrounds. Like Mr. Trump, I’m all about my brand – which is why I have Van Vechten pens, tote bags and golf/polo Very Stable Genius shirts.
Mr. Trump has a golf course, and I have a golf course bench advertisement for my law firm. Many people describe me as a Very Stable Genius shirt. Trump’s youngest child is named “Barron” a title of nobility. My youngest child’s name is “Czarina” the title of the Empress of all Russia. Like Trump I’m skeptical about free trade agreements with nations that have lax labor/environmental policies and believe in supporting labor unions. I also question the reasoning or necessity of new gun control legislation. We’re also both from the suburbs of New York city.