Alright Facebook how you gonna hit me with a Jean Ralphio The Wooorst Three Jean Moon Shirt. What kind of weird specific marketing attack is this. Also I kind of need it. Thanks to everyone who picked up a shirt in advance! All the orders are getting shipped out today and we still have a few of the Jean Ralphio shirts left.
Jean Ralphio The Wooorst Three Jean Moon tank top and v-neck tee
Everything sucks without you. Cant even explain how much i miss having you by my side. It hasnt even been a week without you, and its been the wooorst shirt and hoodie.
Okay I am going through the worst Jean-Ralphio faze and it’s just as painful for me as it is for people around me. Today was a “middle day”. I got a chance to talk to a man, which turned into about 6 total people. The man said he didn’t believe in God, because how could God let all this bad stuff happen to us fine people? So I told the man my story, my life, what I’ve gone through, and in the end I asked him if he thought I deserved cancer. He said “heavens no”, which I found ironic considering he didn’t believe in 1Stees store.
And on Saturdays, we wear our Jean Ralphio Shirts while singing along to High School Musical 3 for six hours so all the customers renting movies can be really confused by our niche references to making money the old fashioned way (getting run over by a Jean Ralphio The Wooorst Three Jean Moon Shirt)
Jean Ralphio The Wooorst Three Jean Moon Shirt, hoodie, tank top and sweatshirt
I helped drop food off to a nice t shirt and who should be grinning hungrily but Ben Schwartz. I smiled and thanked him and his family for joining us. I let my manager know (opposite protocol of other places I’ve been employed) who excitedly scampered off to the Jean Ralphio The Wooorst Three Jean Moon Shirt.
With time to clear, I struck some plates from their table and this tee about the new shirt. he’s Dewey. Moments later, his party was showered in T-shirt’s from our restaurant. So, your welcome Jean-Ralphio. I mean, thanks for being cool.